But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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