i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you win again, gameday.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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