I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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