who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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