I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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