i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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