I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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