This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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