You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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