I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
