new low.... made out with someone while peeing
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
