you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm both gender and math confused
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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