what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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