The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Couch. On fire.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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