And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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