we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
