I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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