Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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