it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
