I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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