hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
