Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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