You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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