I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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