Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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