So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
