We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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