are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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