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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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