Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
A+ Viking dick
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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