You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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