i just wanna soil my oats bro
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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