Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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