I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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