Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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