I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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