how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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