That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
