Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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