Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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