they need to just BURY HIM!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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