So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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