so let's talk penis.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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