So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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