my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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