YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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