If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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