I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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