You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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