He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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